My little obscure filk made especially for SOS. (filk = = song parody) At the very least, I find the very concept of Thomas singing good old fashioned Rock and Roll amusing. I'm not a huge Styx fan, but for some reason I have a real soft spot for this song. Hey, I've never (well, rarely) pretended to be cool.
The plain filk
The annotated version
The original Styx version
Where you can get an mp3 of the original song.